ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
