Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
a search helicopter?!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
dude. I can hear the air.
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