Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Non-Jews are for practice
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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