There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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