And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Of course I have a pirate flag
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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