dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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