using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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