omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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