i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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