So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
you never un-have a 4some
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