Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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