Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
