just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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