she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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