Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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