i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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