You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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