I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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