He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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