dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
