This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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