If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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