he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Four minutes until I can fart!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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