We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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