Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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