I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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