I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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