apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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