If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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