I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm just crazy horny about you
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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