you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
