I wish i was in the wii world.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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