We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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