woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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