And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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