Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
