Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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