she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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