i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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