Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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