what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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