she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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