You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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