8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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