i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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