: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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