"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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