Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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