out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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