Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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