Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
