if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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