why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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